The Flying Spaghetti Monster - Eris in Disguise?
December 2nd, 2007 by Richard CockrumI found this in a story on Wired about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It’s a serious offense to mock God
Kansas School Board member in 2005
(Note: You could actually use this quote as a mantra. Best used for 20 minutes . The proper posture is seated in a half-lotus or your favorite recliner. While chanting, gaze into your own eyes in a full length mirror. If you don’t have a full length mirror, an icon of Winnie the Pooh or Tigger would be a suitable substitute. Lighting should only come from candles - preferably pink or lavender. If a fragrance is desired, cinnamon or cotton candy are suitable.)
Maybe the flying spaghetti monster is a modern disguise for Eris.
Nah. Discordianism is too much fun.
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July 17th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Thank you for this marvelous website; you are truly both deep & fluffy, & Eris, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, & Bob Dobbs (see subgenius.com) are quite proud, no doubt! Keep up the great work- it gives creative weirdos like myself hope as we attempt to feed ourselves while avoiding being sucked into the corporate miasma…
Hail Eris & Praise Dobbs!
Tish Haymer
July 17th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Hi Tish,
Deep and fluffy. That’s new. Thank you! And thanks for the link to Bob’s site. I’ll be spending a little time there.
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